Happy 400!
A Patriot
CPP398 – Consumption is 9/10 of the law
This week Andrew and Gavin remind you that only the Toronto police are qualified to have pistols as they never ever commit crimes. A new bill plans to allow for inspections for the mail that will definitely only be used for screening for drugs, not for any other purpose. Meta to end news sharing for Canadians, fact-checkers everywhere rejoice.
CPP399 – Happy Dominion Day
This week, the panel celebrates Canada Day by speculating wildly. RCMP investigate gun shots at rural property with 20 vehicles. BC narcotics store owner overdoses. CRA fires 20 employees that received CERB benefits. Google follows Meta in blocking Canadian news. University of Waterloo has a hate crime in the form of a stabbing spree.
CPP397 – Intergenerational Mortgages
This week Andrew and Andrew discuss the coming financial collapse as mortgages across Canada become even more unaffordable.
CPP395 – Aggressive Voter-maturbatory Action
Whereas this week the panel reviews some of the highlights from the Liberal policy convention. Whereas most of the ideas are blatant up vote buying. Whereas some items are not the purview of the federal government. Be it resolved that you listen to this policy analysis.